This is the only anime I’ve ever watched in a minimized window. There you go.
The sexual and intellectual beast that is Taichi wakes up in Rin’s bed, and just as he’s about to talk to her without saying cliche stupid shit about how much he secretly wants to rub one off for her, he instead barfs. Didn’t Stan from South Park use this technique on Wendy? I’m guessing this is an advanced mensch technique for preschoolers. Naturally, Rin is not impressed… I mean okay, what does this have to do with anything? Was it supposed to be a joke? Lemiya and Myura join them and ask them to show up for the King.
The King says his daughter wants to thank them for winning the battle. I thought this was going to be some sort of majestic ceremony, but they just get some really lame and generic looking items in a dessert tray. Among the stuff is a katana that is supposed to have been made in the east. Of course, Taichi picks that… Talk about generic.
Right after they pick their weapons, they all go out to the training grounds to try them out. The crazy redhead that is for some inexplicable reason obsessed about Taichi tries to fight him but instead she somehow ends up bouncing on his crotch. There is a very prolonged, specific shot of that. And apparently it causes Taichi to shit his pants, I’m not sure? Is this episode about Taichi’s bowel movements? He goes off to buy some medicine while chatting to Aerial, and gets overwhelmed by a crowd of annoying villagers and stupid children who are expressing their admiration to him.
Literally three seconds later and without any buildup, at all, Taichi takes a wrong turn and meets with Cassim, lol. Cassim says Taichi cut his hand off but he doesn’t seem to remember. Cassim tells him that he wants to kill him and challenges him to a fight… so anticlimactic… he says something about poisoning the city wells if Taichi refuses… There is nothing interesting happening.
Taichi follows Cassim to a battleground of his choice, and Cassim says he’s gonna use an item to make sure their power levels are equal, so they can have a fair fight (cause normally Taichi is like, super strong, remember?) and, despite Aerial’s very clear advice not to do so, Taichi accepts. What a royal buffoon. He deserves anything that’s coming to him, but of course, it’s Taichi, he’s not gonna lose a fight… I do however have a secret hope Cassim will actually kill him. I suppose I’d also have to mention that for the show’s standards, Cassim is a rather bangable twink. They fight, and it’s as uninteresting as expected. It should be over soon? Cassim throws some sort of water bubble at Taichi and Taichi blows through it and Cassim loses. He even admits defeat and tells him how to get his power back? However, the magic item he uses to take away his power doesn’t seem to agree and attacks him… I’m not following anymore but something nerdy about air compression happens and Taichi destroys the item? Is there a point to this at all? I suppose it’s setting the ground for Cassim to change sides? Did I mention Grammy was there also? Is this over yet?
Oh wait, something is happening. Bells ring, bad guy is talking to a lady with a long dress. I have no idea what they’re talking about. Are they gonna fuck? Probably not. I’m sad.
I suppose there’s gonna be more war in the next episode. And then they’re gonna go home? I mean there’s two episodes left… how much worse can it get??
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Isekai Cheat Magician
Summer 2019 | Anime Info | Simulcast